Friday, April 28, 2006

On American Culture

America, in my opinion, does not have a culture.

We tried once, during the 1950's, when we felt we had to get everyone on the same page in order to resist the evils of Communism, itself an incredibly organized system. It didn't hold for even 20 years before people started realizing that we had the trappings of culture without the depth of culture.

All that isn't to say that we don't have many cultures. Each ___-American group has its own culture and perspective that it often gladly brings to the service of America as a whole. States often have culture. Even cities and universities can have culture. And all that's pretty much how America was intended to operate, even back when a bunch of drunken intellectuals put on bad Indian costumes and decided to throw the imperial tea into Boston Harbor. E plurbus unum--"from many, one" in radical departure to the percieved British colonialism which imposes one culture on many different groups. And strangely enough, in an America where significant portions of its population didn't speak the common language of English, it seems to have worked. We had a revolution, but it wasn't merely the replacement of one culture with another (as in the French Revolution.) It was the replacement of a percieved despotism with a joint government of semi-independent states who came together as a unified government only as much as was necessary to ensure their survival and liberty. No one was necessarily overjoyed with the American constitution, but it was the best compromise they could get considering how many different perspectives were represented. Even basic civil rights (such as the right for every man to be free) were ignored, but those who signed the agreement felt that through discussion and open forums hopefully such issues would eventually be worked out in a better manner.

The amazing thing is, despite the seeds of a civil war sewn in the original document, despite the desperate war for independence raging in the background, an America was founded and a Constitution chartered that worked debate, difference and dispute into the very nature of the new nation's government. And despite the fear that all revolutions were stopgap, that liberty must be periodically refreshed with the blood of patriots; despite a bloody civil war whose roots were in the Constitution itself; despite a great deal of state-sponsored violence from genocidial anti-Indian policies to support of such great liberators as Fidel Castro and Osama Bin-Laden--the nation is still around in the year 2006, and still discussing what it means to be one nation of many peoples who come together in order to discuss how best to operate as a government.

Central to this, I think, is the idea of representative government. A mob can be organized to do any number of extreme actions, but an elected representative, debating issues with elected representatives from different cultures, backgrounds and politics, has the time to think and realize that any decision he makes is on his own conscience. If this isn't always enough to preserve minority rights and keep America on the right path, at least it seems to be better than a dictatorship by a single individual or the rule of the angry mob.

All of this is a roundabout, and perhaps not entirely coherent, way of getting to my confusion as to the contraversy surrounding the Spanish translation of "The Star-Spangled Banner." If people want to honor my country by singing in a language I'm not entirely familiar with, I think that it's beautiful. And I look forward to the day when an intelligent, reasonable hispanic champion of hispanic rights is elected to the Senate--and has to have a translator who whispers Spanish translations of the proceedings into his ear and translates his comments back to the Senate. Because, quite simply, I believe that while open expression of opinions and ideas doesn't always result in a perfect world, the truth is never served by lies--or by shutting ourselves into one aspect of society and calling it "American" so we can define all other Americans as somehow lesser or potential Americans. Sure America is the land of Microsoft and Disney and white picket fences. But the deeper truth aout America is that we are a nation in which the anarchic and rebellious spirit emblemized in the cowboy still survives, the spirit that couldn't give a damn about government but has no problem giving a just reward to anyone who wants to come and lend a hand. We call out, asking the world to

Give me your tired, your poor
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed, to me:
I lift my lamp beside the golden door.

And the beauty of America is that, once those different people (with different languages and different cultures) come, they bring with them their drive, their passion, and their appreciation for a land of opportunity, a land relatively free of oppression and relatively full of hope. That passion, and those perspectives, have always been one of the great sources of America's strength. And I don't see how it's any less American for them to sing "El Himno Nacional de los Estados Unidos."

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

And Yet I Love How Pirates of the Caribbean Featured an Undeaded Monkey...

Once Upon a Time, in the good ole' Dark Ages, things weren't as boring as they are today. Women were beautiful, always out of breath, and dumb beyond belief. Clerics were authoratative, forceful, and seemed to enjoy telling people with swords that their wives are damned. But most of all, Real Men were manly, hopelessly romantic, and had hobbies of impaling people on sticks.


FOUR CENTURIES LATER...


Keanu Reeves: Woah.



So begins (give or take a few details) Bram Stoker's Dracula, a movie that certainly has a lot to make me want to like it, but little that actually could make me a fan.



That is really quite impressive. I mean, we're talking about one of the most imaginative films I've seen, imposing an amazingly creative artistic vision (not at all devoid of humor) on a subject that had been done to (un-)death in the collective imagination of moviegoers many times before. Dracula's Castle, an amazingly incongruous mixture of impossibly unsound gothic and ultramodern arcitecture initially seemed almost enough to be worth the ticket-price, but then to have Dracula and Keanu calmly talking while Dracula's unnoticed shadow mercilessly strangles Keanu's shadow was pure comic brilliance. And, of course, you have to give some props to a film that manages to make Dracula just look this cool while walking the streets of London:



Finally, the film had Hannibal Lec--er, Anthony Hopkins as Dr. Van Hellsing, intoning in his darkly cheerful German accent lines such as his reply to the shocked question of if he could possibly be considering an autopsy of the Vampire-killed Lucy:


"No, not exactly. I just want to cut off her head and take out her heart."

Have I ever mentioned how much fun Anthony Hopkins can be to watch? Unless, of course, he's playing someone like C.S. Lewis.(1)


So where, then, did the movie go wrong? Well, to start with, it injected enough gratuitous (if anything can be called gratuitous in a movie so over-the-top) nudity and sex to put it on my "not interested in rewatching" list. But just because a film offends sensibilities doesn't necessarily mean it's a bad film as art, just that it perhaps isn't worth watching. What makes this a bad film as art is the slaughter of Dracula's character.


Bram Stoker's Dracula, in its over-the-top use of traditional genre film motifs while carefully avoiding total satire, could easily join the small ranks of films such as The Princess Bride, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Corpse Bride and perhaps even Indiana Jones and James Bond. These semi-satires manage to take themselves seriously so as to work as stirring examples of their genre while constantly inserting jokes to let the audience know that it recognizes its own artifice. Thus Captain Jack Sparrow can mock of the superficiality of adventurers by complimenting Will Turner's hat, take attention away from the expected glorious union of the protagonists in marital bliss by telling Elizabeth "it could never have worked between us," trip and fall into the ocean--and then two scenes later remind the reader that there really is a real sense of freedom, adventure and yearning present in pirate films by intoning "now...bring me that horizon." But, in the end, Bram Stoker's Dracula fails to ever make use of the potential and atmosphere of a story of the undead. It stays on the level of the mocking Jack Sparrow, brilliantly appropriating the surface elements of vampire story, but never engaging with the heart of the story. It may be a brilliant film for all that, but it is certainly not a translation of Bram Stoker's Dracula.


Perhaps the difference is best illustrated if one compares Bram Stoker's Dracula to the ghost-story at the heart of Pirates of the Caribbean. Barbarossa's dinner-scene with Elizabeth could almost be seen as a direct reproduction of Dracula's early hosting of Jonathan in his castle. Barbarossa, like Dracula, serves as an exceedingly polite host--yet never without at least a subtle sense of threat. Just as Dracula lusts for the life-blood of Jonathan, Barbarossa watches Elizabeth eat with a clear appetite, as if he could latch on to Elizabeth with his eyes and draw all her enjoyment of the food into himself. Indeed Barbarossa's curse, like Dracula's, requires blood for him to continue his life--and the plot of the film is largely driven by the desire of a cold and empty man for the blood that can bring him back to the physical pleasures of life. As he describes it, "we live a half-life, Miss Turner"--but the half-life he lives is nevertheless full of menace and threat towards the living, the life of a shadow strangely capable of touching that which is solid.(2)


Dracula, as imagined by Bram Stoker, ought to take this atmosphere of dread and expand it to an even more chilling conclusion. Instead of taking blood from the living in order to return to the world of everyday pleasures, he must take blood from the living merely in order to preserve his half-existence. Dracula's hidden appetite is for life, but as he endlessly devours the life of others he gains none for himself. Instead he spreads his curse, a curse for which the only cure is to bring human implements of death into the coffin in which Dracula dreamlessly sleeps. In the meantime, he never drinks...wine.


And it is this Dracula who is entirely absent from Bram Stoker's Dracula. The Dracula from that film may "never drink...wine," but he basically is a human with superhuman powers and a unique taste in beverages. Dracula kills plenty of people, he moves fast, he brings destruction to society--but in the end, the movie argues, he's just a normal guy and a hopeless romantic who loves Mina because she's played by the same actress as his dead wife. When he first told Mina "I have come across seas of time for you," I still thought he was the old Dracula, and thought "wow. What a beautiful expansion of the menace of Dracula. This guy lies and trys to seduce the viewer as well as Mina with his lies of romance and love." Then, as the movie progresses to show even such unforgivable cinematic sins as a weeping Dracula, I came to the realization that he did love Mina, and that this whole story was about a romantic who just happened to have a hobby of sipping blood. So Dracula is just a love story, apparently, and all that sense of evil and corruption was just a red herring. I liked Young Frankenstein better--at least there you know up front that the Monster is going to be a misunderstood guy with exceptional sexual prowess who wins the beautiful girl's heart.

(1) I'm really quite surprised I never had a nightmare of Jack the Lewis trying to eat me. Because there were certainly scenes from Shadowlands in which I wondered what friend Lewis was going to have for dinner.

(2)Incidentally, Barbarossa is the only character in the film to utter the infamous word "Arrr!" That's neither here nor there, but it is rather interesting.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Some Reasons Why I Write

Well, I am now officially done with the entirety of my undergraduate academic writing, and finally am given time to return to work on my novel. Since I've been away from fiction-writing for some time, it's been an interesting opportunity to come back and think about why (and what) I feel compelled to write.

I think that one of the primary themes of my writings is brokenness. Characters in my story rarely have an easy time of their lives, and quite often have everything that they value taken away from them. If there's a dignity and "humanity" to my characters, it's not limited only to the Christians and "good guys." One of my characters (from an earlier, temporarily abandoned book) whom I most love and relate to is an atheist, a rapist, a murderer, and the villain who never repents. But if I ever finish the book, I'll challenge any reader to emphatically say that they wouldn't be tempted to be just like him, but for the grace of God.

And, of course, the rain falls on the righteous and the unrighteous. I think one of my favorite images is that of the simultaneous freedom and tragedy of a person who's lost everything and realizes that there's nothing left to loose, and looks up to see that he might as well reach for something beyond this world. It's a picture of finding God, I suppose, but too much of the overly-simplified language of Evangelicals has blinded me to the wonder of it. I'd much rather speak through my fiction to the imagination, and let those who have ears to hear hear. I'm not cut out for preaching.

At the same time, I've come to realize that, at least now, there are some rather big limitations on my writings. I can't overstress how beautiful I find George MacDonald's fairy-tales, but I'm not sure that I could ever write them. I stand in the grace of God, and I try to let him guide me in that grace, but I don't think I could ever capture the wonder and innocence of MacDonald's simple stories. Mine have to be more complex, more gritty, darker. It is, after all, that literature that kept me sane during junior high and high school, when I was overcome with guilt because I couldn't always have the enthuiasm and happiness and persistance that everyone seemed to imply all Christians have. Things like the darkest moments of That Silver Chair, where the protagonist follows God's commandments very imperfectly while not sensing God's presence, or like Derek Webb's "Center Asile," an honest song about his best friend's sister's suicidal death that never overtly mentions God or pulls a neat moral out of the situation.

It's been a long journey, but I think God's really brought me a lot of peace about my art. I have some things to write, and I write them. I don't worry about making them specificially Christian, I just worry about making myself more Christ-like. I trust that God gave me my writing talents, and that if I use them properly they will, ultimately, glorify Him. And I've realized that there is a lot of wonderful and truly artistic stuff out there that is neither as dark as the things I write nor as blithely naieve as 98% of the stuff in Mardels or Family Christian Stores. Finally, I think I'm even learning that I'm part of a Body, and that I don't have to play all the roles but can glory with my brothers and sisters who think differently, work differently, and even make different kinds of art.

But it's a long ways coming. I'm still tempted to walk out of church during certain Praise and Worship sessions on one day and to disparage all my art as a borderline-nonchristian waste of time on the next. But the Divine Physician is healing me, and I'm ever learning to walk in His joy, and to submit to His law without giving into the legalism (or what you will call it) that categorizes and interrogates anything weird or questionable in my life and kills all joy.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

George MacDonald on Fairy-Tales

Generally, I don't post articles from my favorite authors in their entirety. This is at least partially because I'd probably want to put half of Lewis and Tolkien's nonfiction up on the site, and I kind of want this to be the place where I ponder the world, and get to join in the internet discussion on life, the universe, and everything.

That said, here is George MacDonald's introduction to The Light Princess And Other Fairy Tales, which I just discovered and which I just can't see how to improve upon:

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That we have in English no word corresponding to the German Märchen, drives us to use the word Fairytale, regardless of the fact that the tale may have nothing to do with any sort of fairy. The old use of the word Fairy, by Spenser at least, might, however, well be adduced, were justification or excuse necessary where need must.

Were I asked, what is a fairytale? I should reply, Read Undine: that is a fairytale; then read this and that as well, and you will see what is a fairytale. Were I further begged to describe the fairytale, or define what it is, I would make answer, that I should as soon think of describing the abstract human face, or stating what must go to constitute a human being. A fairytale is just a fairytale, as a face is just a face; and of all fairytales I know, I think Undine the most beautiful.

Many a man, however, who would not attempt to define a man, might venture to say something as to what a man ought to be: even so much I will not in this place venture with regard to the fairytale, for my long past work in that kind might but poorly instance or illustrate my now more matured judgment. I will but say some things helpful to the reading, in right-minded fashion, of such fairytales as I would wish to write, or care to read.

Some thinkers would feel sorely hampered if at liberty to use no forms but such as existed in nature, or to invent nothing save in accordance with the laws of the world of the senses; but it must not therefore be imagined that they desire escape from the region of law. Nothing lawless can show the least reason why it should exist, or could at best have more than an appearance of life.

The natural world has its laws, and no man must interfere with them in the way of presentment any more than in the way of use; but they themselves may suggest laws of other kinds, and man may, if he pleases, invent a little world of his own, with its own laws; for there is that in him which delights in calling up new forms--which is the nearest, perhaps, he can come to creation. When such forms are new embodiments of old truths, we call them products of the Imagination; when they are mere inventions, however lovely, I should call them the work of the Fancy: in either case, Law has been diligently at work.

His world once invented, the highest law that comes next into play is, that there shall be harmony between the laws by which the new world has begun to exist; and in the process of his creation, the inventor must hold by those laws. The moment he forgets one of them, he makes the story, by its own postulates, incredible. To be able to live a moment in an imagined world, we must see the laws of its existence obeyed. Those broken, we fall out of it. The imagination in us, whose exercise is essential to the most temporary submission to the imagination of another, immediately, with the disappearance of Law, ceases to act. Suppose the gracious creatures of some childlike region of Fairyland talking either cockney or Gascon! Would not the tale, however lovelily begun, sink once to the level of the Burlesque--of all forms of literature the least worthy? A man's inventions may be stupid or clever, but if he does not hold by the laws of them, or if he makes one law jar with another, he contradicts himself as an inventor, he is no artist. He does not rightly consort his instruments, or he tunes them in different keys. The mind of man is the product of live Law; it thinks by law, it dwells in the midst of law, it gathers from law its growth; with law, therefore, can it alone work to any result. Inharmonious, unconsorting ideas will come to a man, but if he try to use one of such, his work will grow dull, and he will drop it from mere lack of interest. Law is the soil in which alone beauty will grow; beauty is the only stuff in which Truth can be clothed; and you may, if you will, call Imagination the tailor that cuts her garments to fit her, and Fancy his journeyman that puts the pieces of them together, or perhaps at most embroiders their button-holes. Obeying law, the maker works like his creator; not obeying law, he is such a fool as heaps a pile of stones and calls it a church.

In the moral world it is different: there a man may clothe in new forms, and for this employ his imagination freely, but he must invent nothing. He may not, for any purpose, turn its laws upside down. He must not meddle with the relations of live souls. The laws of the spirit of man must hold, alike in this world and in any world he may invent. It were no offence to suppose a world in which everything repelled instead of attracted the things around it; it would be wicked to write a tale representing a man it called good as always doing bad things, or a man it called bad as always doing good things: the notion itself is absolutely lawless. In physical things a man may invent; in moral things he must obey--and take their laws with him into his invented world as well.

"You write as if a fairytale were a thing of importance: must it have meaning?"

It cannot help having some meaning; if it have proportion and harmony it has vitality, and vitality is truth. The beauty may be plainer in it than the truth, but without the truth the beauty could not be, and the fairytale would give no delight. Everyone, however, who feels the story, will read its meaning after his own nature and development: one man will read one meaning in it, another will read another.

"If so, how am I to assure myself that I am not reading my own meaning into it, but yours out of it?"

Why should you be so assured? It may be better that you should read your meaning into it. That may be a higher operation of your intellect than the mere reading of mine out of it: your meaning may be superior to mine.

"Suppose my child ask me what the fairytale means, what am I to say?"

If you do not know what it means, what is easier than to say so? If you do see a meaning in it, there it is for you to give him. A genuine work of art must mean many things; the truer its art, the more things it will mean. If my drawing, on the other hand, is so far from being a work of art that it needs THIS IS A HORSE written under it, what can it matter that neither you nor your child should know what it means? It is there not so much to convey a meaning as to wake a meaning. If it do not even wake an interest, throw it aside. A meaning may be there, but it is not for you. If, again, you do not know a horse when you see it, the name written under it will not serve you much. At all events, the business of the painter is not to teach zoology.

But indeed your children are not likely to trouble you about the meaning. They find what they are capable of finding, and more would be too much. For my part, I do not write for children, but for the childlike, whether of five, or fifty, or seventy-five.

A fairytale is not an allegory. There may be allegory in it, but it not an allegory. He must be an artist indeed who can, in any mode, produce a strict allegory that is not a weariness to the spirit. An allegory must be Mastery or Moorditch.

A fairytale, like a butterfly or a bee, helps itself on all sides, sips every wholesome flower, and spoils not one. The true fairytale is, to my mind, very like the sonata. We all know that a sonata means something; and where there is the faculty of talking with suitable vagueness, and choosing metaphor sufficiently loose, mind may approach mind, in the interpretation of a sonata, with the result of a more or less contenting consciousness of sympathy. But if two or three men sat down to write each what the sonata meant to him, what approximation to definite idea would be the result? Little enough--and that little more than needful. We should find it had roused related, if not identical, feelings, but probably not one common thought. Has the sonata therefore failed? Had it undertaken to convey, or ought it to be expected to impart anything defined, anything notionally recognisable?

"But words are not music; words at least are meant and fitted to carry a precise meaning!"

It is very seldom indeed that they carry the exact meaning of any user of them! And if they can be so used as to convey definite meaning, it does not follow that they ought never to carry anything else. Words are live things that may be variously employed to various ends. They can convey a scientific fact, or throw a shadow of her child's dream on the heart of a mother. They are things to put together like the pieces of dissected map, or to arrange like the notes on a stave. Is the music in them to go for nothing? It can hardly help the definiteness of a meaning: is it therefore to be disregarded? They have length, and breadth, and outline: have they nothing to do with depth? Have they only to describe, never to impress? Has nothing any claim to their use but definite? The cause of a child's tears may be altogether undefinable: has the mother therefore no antidote for his vague misery? That may be strong in colour which has no evident outline. A fairtytale, a sonata, a gathering storm, a limitless night, seizes you and sweeps you away: do you begin at once to wrestle with it and ask whence its power over you, whither it is carrying you? The law of each is in the mind of its composer; that law makes one man feel this way, another man feel that way. To one the sonata is a world of odour and beauty, to another of soothing only and sweetness. To one, the cloudy rendezvous is a wild dance, with a terror at its heart; to another, a majestic march of heavenly hosts, with Truth in their centre pointing their course, but as yet restraining her voice. The greatest forces lie in the region of the uncomprehended.

I will go farther.--The best thing you can do for your fellow, next to rousing his conscience, is--not to give him things to think about, but to wake things up that are in him; or say, to make him think things for himself. The best Nature does for us is to work in us such moods in which thoughts of high import arise. Does any aspect of Nature wake but one thought? Does she ever suggest only one definite thing? Does she make any two men in the same place at the same moment think the same thing? Is she therefore a failure, because she is not definite? Is it nothing that she rouses the something deeper than the understanding--the power that underlies thoughts? Does she not set feeling, and so thinking at work? Would it be better that she did this after one fashion and not after many fashions? Nature is mood-engendering, thought-provoking: such ought the sonata, such ought the fairytale to be.

"But a man may then imagine in your work what he pleases, what you never meant!"

Not what he pleases, but what he can. If he be not a true man, he will draw evil out of the best; we need not mind how he treats any work of art! If he be a true man, he will imagine true things; what matter whether I meant them or not? They are there none the less that I cannot claim putting them there! One difference between God's work and man's is, that, while God's work cannot mean more than he meant, man's must mean more than he meant. For in everything that God has made, there is a layer upon layer of ascending significance; also he expresses the same thought in higher and higher kinds of that thought: it is God's things, his embodied thoughts, which alone a man has to use, modified and adapted to his own purposes, for the expression of his thoughts; therefore he cannot help his words and figures falling into such combinations in the mind of another as he had himself not foreseen, so many are the thoughts allied to every other thought, so many are the relations involved in every figure, so many the facts hinted in every symbol. A man may well himself discover truth in what he wrote; for he was dealing all the time things that came from thoughts beyond his own.

"But surely you would explain your idea to one who asked you?"

I say again, if I cannot draw a horse, I will not write THIS IS A HORSE under what I foolishly meant for one. Any key to a work of imagination would be nearly, if not quite, as absurd. The tale is there not to hide, but to show: if it show nothing at your window, do not open your door to it; leave it out in the cold. To ask me to explain, is to say, "Roses! Boil them, or we won't have them!" My tales may not be roses but I will not boil them.

So long as I think my dog can bark, I will not sit up to bark for him.

If a writer's aim be logical conviction, he must spare no logical pains, not merely to be understood, but to escape being misunderstood; where his object is to move by suggestion, to cause to imagine, then let him assail the soul of his reader as the wind assails an aeolian harp. If there be music in my reader, I would gladly wake it. Let fairytale of mine go for a firefly that now flashes, now is dark, but may flash again. Caught in a hand which does not love its kind, it will turn to an insignificant ugly thing, that can neither flash nor fly.

The best way with music, I imagine, is not to bring the forces of our intellect to bear upon it, but to be still and let it work on that part of us for whose sake it exists. We spoil countless precious things by intellectual greed. He who will be a man, and will not be a child, must--he cannot help himself--become a little man, that is, a dwarf. He will, however need no consolation, for he is sure to think himself a very large creature indeed.

If any strain of my "broken music" make a child's eyes flash, or his mother's grow for a moment dim, my labour will not have been in vain."

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Caveat Videor

A most poignant and disturbing and memorable new icon has been created by the Eastern Orthodox Church: Abortion.

If I only had the artistic talent, I would create the theologically liberal variant: The Holy Scalpel of the Physician who stands in the liberating place of God and cuts through the Medieval chains oppressing women since the beginning of time, sending the smiling Blessed Souls of the Unborn to their restful peace at the side of the Lord (where they will never have to worry about any opressors whatsoever.)

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Calling All Liberal-Arts-Types!

I, along with a good portion of my blog's readership, am and intend to continue to be involved in the area of academia known as the "liberal arts." We do poetry, we do art, and mostly we talk about it a lot. But, darn it all!, we're supposed to know that poetry and art better than those other silly "practical" people.

That's why, when I came upon the Engineer-written Godiva's Hymn (warning: many of the verses are quite crude, especially the one ending with "but I don't know what those words mean, 'cuz I'm an Engineer:), I realized the world was now out of balance.

I mean, what are a bunch of Engineering-types doing writing poetry, for one. And in a world where artsy-types are woefully lacking in the good ole' poetic urge, how is it that they can write a song with 53 verses, and have only one line that doesn't scan perfectly within their iambic heptameter rythm? Shame, I say, shame!

I hereby throw down the guantlet. And once I stop procrastinating, I will write the first verse of our response!


(Not sure on how iambic heptameter should sound? If you have drinking songs handy, they probably have the same rythm. If not, here's an example, expanded from a work whose copyright has lapsed a long, long time ago:
"To BE or NOT to BE that IS the QUES-tion YOU dumb LOG,
whe-THER 'tis NO-bler IN the MIND to SUF-fer OR to BLOG...")